FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.
What could I have possibly done? Didn't pay the meter?
Oh wait, no. It's coming back to me now.
I sorta parked like a jerk but there were a lot of cars around me so I didn't think to do anything about it and hopped on my train.
Well, then all the cars moved and turns out I didn't park like a jerk. I parked like a total asshole.
Basically it looked EXACTLY like this, and then imagine all the other cars not there, and yeah I would have given myself a ticket too:

I blame my parents for never teaching me to parallel park.
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So funny story (well not really funny) but my dad and I were in hoboken the other day and I was forced to parallel park. and it was certainly a site to see. i thought my dad was going to bitch slap me and kick me out of the driver seat and park my car himself, it took me a few minuts for sure. In my defense it was a small spot (too bad my car is tiny and can fit anywhere).
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