Thursday, June 25, 2009

Thanks, Summit

I was traveling back from Manhattan only to hop off the train and see that I had a lovely little parking ticket waiting for me on my broken down Hyundai Elantra.

FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.

What could I have possibly done? Didn't pay the meter?

Oh wait, no. It's coming back to me now.

I sorta parked like a jerk but there were a lot of cars around me so I didn't think to do anything about it and hopped on my train.

Well, then all the cars moved and turns out I didn't park like a jerk. I parked like a total asshole.

Basically it looked EXACTLY like this, and then imagine all the other cars not there, and yeah I would have given myself a ticket too:



I blame my parents for never teaching me to parallel park.

1 comment:

Katherine said...

So funny story (well not really funny) but my dad and I were in hoboken the other day and I was forced to parallel park. and it was certainly a site to see. i thought my dad was going to bitch slap me and kick me out of the driver seat and park my car himself, it took me a few minuts for sure. In my defense it was a small spot (too bad my car is tiny and can fit anywhere).